Whilst working on a film in 2006 shooting near Wales for a few months we found out that one of our stars would do anything to any woman that would look at him on set.
One day in Cardiff a bus load of extras came in who had all asked to be in the film.
One of them, a small, rather obese lady with a tattoo you could just see on her boob and a sonic the hedgehog haircut, caught sight of her idol.
'Do you think I can get an autograph?' she asked the runner excitedly.
'Don't see why not. I'll ask.'
He came back ten minutes later. 'Find him at lunch.'
The womans face lit up as she told her friend.
At lunch we spotted her waddle over to the stars trailer and knock on the door. He opened it and let her in asking one of the runners to make sure nobody disturbed him for 30 minutes.
About twenty minutes later a large bulldog of a man walked over to us. Bald tattoos, looking like a real thug. 'You seen my misus?' he asked us, describing the lady in the trailer.
'Think I saw her on set looking round mate.' the runner replied, giving me a look as he walked of to find her.
5 minutes she came out sheepishly, ignoring all knowing looks the crew gave her as the star sat on his step and lit a cigarette.
'Fucking hell, she gives good head.' he told us casually. 'Told me her mate would be up for a threesome as well if I wanted, bit much though isn't it.'
We all laughed, not suprised about what he'd been up to and sure he'd be doing it again before his girlfriend came up to see him.
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