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I was working on a small British film, which ended up becoming a bit of a cult hit, staring two girls and two guys.

Towards the end of the shoot two of the producers approached me. This is the conversation that followed.

Producer: 'How's the shoot going?'

Me: 'Good.'

Producer: 'How's 'B'?'

Me: 'Well I think.'

The producer nods.

Producer:' You get on with her don't you? We always see you two chatting.'

Me: 'I guess.'

Producer: 'We think she's a little depressed. Would you sleep with her?'

At this point I am sure I haven't heard the Producer correctly.

Me: 'Sorry what??'

Producer 2: 'Would you sleep with her if she asked you to?'

Me: 'I've got a girlfriend'

Producer: 'Yes, yes, but no one would know. Would you?'

Me: 'Once again, I'm taken, secondly, how do you know she even likes me.'

Producer: 'Well it's obvious she likes you. Would you sleep with her.'

Me: 'I'm really sorry, but I've got a girlfriend, I don't.....'

Producer: 'For £500?'

Me: 'I don't....'

Producer 2: '£1,000?'

at this point the A.D, called me on my walkie and I luckily had the excuse to run, instead of being whored out by my producers. This wasn't the worst day at the office by any means.