Showing posts with label film. Show all posts
Showing posts with label film. Show all posts

Thursday, 20 May 2010

Can I buy that.

One day on set a few of use were having a fag and waiting around as usual, when the main actor walked over and said hello. He spotted a ford truck parked up and asked who owned it.
The camera car driver pipped up and said he'd just bought it.

'Oh right. Can I buy it?' the actor asked.
The driver said no.
'Why Not?' he asked again.
'Because I just bought it.' came the reply.
'Oh right.'

We carried on smoking and chatting,, when the actor pipped up once more.

'So how much do you want for it?' he asked again.

The driver looked over to us a little confused.

'It's not for sale.'
'Why not?' the actor asked again. 'It'd be great for me and thew kids like.'
'Sure, but I just bought it and it's not for sale.' the driver told him once again.
'Oh O.K.' he replied, taking a drag of his cigarette. 'So when can I buy it?'

The driver put his fag out and walked of pretty pissed off as the actor turned around to the rest of us.
'So is he going to sell it?' he asked us. The runner turned around so the actor wouldn't see him laughing as the A.D answered his question.
'You know you could just ring up the manufacturers and they'd give you a free one.' he told the actor, who after a moment seemed to realise that he was famous and could get stuff for free.

'Oh yeah!'

As nice as he was, he was the thickest man I've ever met and even has to have his lines written on a card so he doesn't get them wrong.

Monday, 2 March 2009

My Life in film and other things......

So this is to be my blog. Why am i doing this???? Because I haven't had time to write a book, if this could even make a book!
So what's the point? I've been lucky enough to work in film over the last 10 years and meet some interesting people, some have become MEGA stars and others have become nothing.
So over the next few weeks/months/years, I will be letting you into some stories, some could get people arrested, others are just funny.