I had the great misfortune to get an invite to the premiere of 'Honest', yes that great film in which the highlight was seeing a bit of Appleton boob.
After a few well needed pre film drinks I decided to hop to the loo, where I found myself standing next to the one and only Terence Trent D'Arby - legend, in a blue sparkle suit of wonder.
I took my place next to him and started to do business.
'Oh man, I pissed on me 'tings!'
I couldn't believe the words I was hearing. Terence - the one and only, had turned rude boy.
I left him to towel down his blue suede shoes.
His comeback album did become more of a slash back.
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