Lonely Film Stars

I have been busy, so am sorry for the delay in writing anything.
I'm sure nobody really cares but if you do. Well things have been happening.

When you're filming for weeks on end, you usually talk about everything.....and then run out of things to talk about, so talk about the same stuff again. Every topic gets brought up, good and bad.

So whilst working on a film and having a day off most of us decided to go to the pub and watch the football - which was a big England game.

Whilst watching the game one of the main cast sits down next to me. We chatted about the game until the adverts came on, one of which Victoria Beckham starred.

'Look at how fake those tits are, you could pop them with a pin they're so tight' I said.
'You know what I would do?' Whenever he said something like this, you knew it was going to weird one. 'Id take a tennis racket and put it on it's side like, so it's on the hard bit and I'd smash it onto her tits, so they would explode.' He chuckled, drinking his pint as the rest of the table looked at him with the same expression I had - We're sitting next to one of the richest nutters on earth.

Next a commercial for a big british supermarket came on - for which he did the voiceover.

Advertised was a beer, free with a curry.

'How sad do you have to be to buy that?!' I asked him smiling.
'Oh no - it's really good.' He replied, getting a bit shirty.
'Yeah I know - but it's a meal for one, it's pretty sad.'
'No it's not - I buy it all the time.' He replied, getting up and leaving us.